People are often asking me: "Is is just me or is something weird going on with the stars today?" To answer this question, I've created this text-message forecast using current astrological transits, a tarot card drawn while I tune into you, and your DOB.

The way it works is simple. Once I receive your Venmo payment ($30) and this completed form, I’ll message back specially tailored guidance about your day's prospects and how to make the most of them.

Hours of inquiry: 7:30am-2pm EST; no additional messages guaranteed. For longer-term questions and to chart optimal paths over a longer timeline, book an intuitive reading.
Date of birth*
Reason for inquiry (i.e. feeling anxious; going on a first date)? Please remember Whether Reports focus on daily rather than long-term prospects.*
When you close your eyes right now, what color, if any, do you see? (This is helpful information, I guarantee you!)
Have you received a reading before? *
Venmo payment remitted ($30; handle: lisa-rosman)*
Check the box if true
If you previously received a reading, approximately when did it occur?*
Additional notes (feel free to include your moon and ascendant, if known)