GREETINGS! it's KISS (keep it simply simple) here. you come in, receive a service like you're on a date with your BFF, having a ball. pay me, then do it all over again next month. it's fun. as a low maintenance (old soul) gal myself, i don't fancy the fancies, the fluff, the bells & whistles. only tried & true. just a good ole service like the good ole days. let's return to simpler times shall we?